top of page




These are a collection of Riley’s essays about things that make her go…hmmmm. Written in the style of her blogging. Translation? She says what she wants and never backs any of it up. If you want to fight about it you’ll need to talk to her assistant. *Looks right at you* She’s never had one and given how many of you might want to question the veracity of her opinions – she’s wisely decided to keep that position vacant. No worries though. She’ll treat your complaints with the utmost care. She may even have one day a month as an open forum on her blog to chat with the disagreeable—she means nice people who disagree with her. Good times, right?    

bottom of page